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Imagine starting over every three seconds,
like having the memory of a goldfish.
Make every second enjoyable.

If I can’t talk to you about anything that I want to, then what’s the point of being friends with you? If what I have to talk about offends you, then I really don’t know what to say other than to take the stick out of your ass and get off your high horse because someday, when you’re in my position, you’ll understand where I’m coming from.


Mar 4th at 5PM / via: fuckyeah1990s / op: fuckyeah1990s / 5,315 notes

ATTENTION TUMBLR GAMERS!

Mar 4th at 5PM / via: endomorphusagi / op: mypandemonium / 33,482 notes

cuddlyxmedics:

zachillios:

mypandemonium:

Imagine if Amnesia or Slender came with a heart rate monitor. Imagine every time something creepy happened it would get worse because your heart began to beat faster and the game recognized you were scared.

Nevermind does just that!

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GUYS! This would be an amazing game!

Here’s the kickstarter page, 3 DAYS LEFT!



Mar 4th at 5PM / via: rainystripe / op: allthe23yearolds / 197,026 notes

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck


Mar 4th at 5PM / via: kindaforever / op: awwww-cute / 122,153 notes
omgtsn:

pleased to meet you i’m birb

omgtsn:

pleased to meet you i’m birb


maisiewilliams:

if only?? notre dame was real?????


humorstop:

★Funny stuff only★


Mar 4th at 5PM / via: rainystripe / op: eatpussylivehappy / 32,104 notes

what's your technique for fingering ?

eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu


tastefullyoffensive:

[sebastienmillon]

tastefullyoffensive:

[sebastienmillon]


shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him


wickedclothes:

Espresso Patronum Print

What’s worse, getting attacked by a dementor or being without coffee? This spell will take care of both problems. 11x14” in size. Sold on Etsy.


Mar 1st at 7PM / via: the-absolute-best-posts / op: porrn / 553,737 notes

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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kyusaysrawr:

richiiie:

anomaly1:


The shit that makes relationships last.
Date night in a jar
(Could be altered to be best friend dates in a jar)
I used big popsicle sticks and spray painted them different colors. Each color represents a different type of date (and each color is explained on the tag) and the white sticks were used as fillers.
Red sticks have more expensive dates on them that require planning on our part.
Bed and Breakfast
Dinner at a fancy restaurant
Hotel stay for the night
Auburn home game and away game
Concert and dinner (his choice)
Concert and dinner (my choice)
Weekend away
Coupes Massage 
Dark pink sticks have “at home” dates:
Chopped Challenge (like the television show on FoodNetwork)
Fondue and Almost Famous
Takeout and board games
1,000 piece puzzle and pizza
Football game and nachos
Popcorn and a chick-flick
Crosswords and breakfast for dinner
Make a dessert together
Friday Night Lights marathon
Homemade pizzas and an Italian movie
 Light Pink dates have things we can do away from home but are less expensive than the red and don’t require as much planning.
Dinner and a movie (my choice and his choice)
Laser tag and go carts
Mexican night at Cocina Superior 
Drive-In date
Dessert only date
Window shopping for the house
Bowling
The Melting Pot
Coffee Date

I will do all of these some day

Yes, I will definitely do this

yes I will do this.

kyusaysrawr:

richiiie:

anomaly1:

The shit that makes relationships last.

Date night in a jar

(Could be altered to be best friend dates in a jar)

I used big popsicle sticks and spray painted them different colors. Each color represents a different type of date (and each color is explained on the tag) and the white sticks were used as fillers.

Red sticks have more expensive dates on them that require planning on our part.

  • Bed and Breakfast
  • Dinner at a fancy restaurant
  • Hotel stay for the night
  • Auburn home game and away game
  • Concert and dinner (his choice)
  • Concert and dinner (my choice)
  • Weekend away
  • Coupes Massage 

Dark pink sticks have “at home” dates:

  • Chopped Challenge (like the television show on FoodNetwork)
  • Fondue and Almost Famous
  • Takeout and board games
  • 1,000 piece puzzle and pizza
  • Football game and nachos
  • Popcorn and a chick-flick
  • Crosswords and breakfast for dinner
  • Make a dessert together
  • Friday Night Lights marathon
  • Homemade pizzas and an Italian movie

 Light Pink dates have things we can do away from home but are less expensive than the red and don’t require as much planning.

  • Dinner and a movie (my choice and his choice)
  • Laser tag and go carts
  • Mexican night at Cocina Superior 
  • Drive-In date
  • Dessert only date
  • Window shopping for the house
  • Bowling
  • The Melting Pot
  • Coffee Date

I will do all of these some day

Yes, I will definitely do this

yes I will do this.


"I am no expert on love,
But I have a few suggestions to keeping your love alive.
1- Don’t fall asleep angry. But if you do, wake up in the middle of the night and hold her as close as you can.
2- Laugh during sex, especially if you bump heads. If you aren’t laughing, you’re with the wrong person.
3- If you don’t feel comfortable dancing naked with your partner and showing them your four chins when you laugh, you’re doing it wrong.
4- Romance isn’t for everyone, but a post-it note in their lunchbox telling them they’re the best will never go amiss.
5- Don’t cling to them at parties. Dance with friends and spend time with acquaintances, but wink at each other across the room.
6- Keep everything 50/50, or you will fall out of balance.
7- Stop comparing your relationship to others- you are you, don’t try to be someone else.
8- Be kind. Give them space when they need it, but be their home when they come back.
9- Be proud to love them.
10- Support them through whatever they do in life, even if it’s a stupid decision. People need to make their own mistakes, but be there if it falls apart, and never say ‘I told you so’.
And most of all, love with your whole heart, or don’t love at all."