When a 9-year-old tells you she wishes she could cut her stomach open and take the food out so she could be skinny, what are you supposed to say in reply?
"No, honey you’re not fat"
"Your brains are more important than your appearance"
"It’s just baby fat. When you get taller you’ll lose it."
How do I address this kind of issue with young children?
IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT
ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL
can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’ because you will probably be traumatized for life.
these are actually called ‘ORCHIS ITALICA’ or ‘THE NAKED MAN ORCHID’
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what did earth say to the other planets?
wow. you guys have no life.
oh my god
Me too, kid. Me too. [via]
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Somewhere, Professor Oak applauds, a single tear in his eye.
texts I send when I’m half asleep
ONE STEP CLOSER TO BUILDING A TARDIS
I CAN READ MANGA WITH OUT WAITING FOR TRANSLATION
O.O imagine all the foreign research papers people could read. homygod
And then the heavens opened and angels began to sing…
I realize this has a lot of cultural benefits but
THINK OF THE MANGA
THE MANGA .
whoever invented the internet must feel really ashamed because this is what it has been reduced to
"Mom can we get McDonalds?"
"Eat what’s in the fridge"
My hobbies include thinking of stories to write and then not writing them.
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